Crack, Crack Heart Attack by Wood Shampoo – Press Release

WOOD_SHAMPOO_album_cover200You know what a Wood Shampoo is? Well, when your head’s been whacked with something like a baseball bat, a cop’s nightstick or a 2×4 then you’ve been given a wood shampoo. Sure, it hurts, but baby, you get a really great view of the stars. I’ve also heard it has another meaning in the porn business, but whatever…

Now, in this case, Wood Shampoo is actually a coalition of rockers, punks and post-modern mods that started a band in someone’s garage then went to another friend’s recording studio (probably one that could’ve been down in the basement of someone’s mom) and made a CD that they could share with all their friends. After a lot bit of bickering and some heated discussions they ended up naming their baby, I mean CD, “Crack, Crack Heart Attack”. That’s just the way things get done in their neighborhood. Oh, and it features 17 tracks of newly recorded and re-mixed/re-mastered versions of Wood Shampoo classics.

Anyway, so why should you care about it? Because Wood Shampoo wants you to check it, dig it, buy it and blast it so they can make you their very, very own new BFF. And if you like it, then they want you to share it with all your nice friends too. Why? Maybe it’s just ‘cause they’re such a bunch of friendly guys.

Trust us. Has the Wood Shampoo gang ever led you wrong? Why of course not. Hey, don’t make these boys go and get their baseball bats, because all they really want to do is just give you a little Wood Shampoo.

WoodShampoo.net
facebook.com/WoodShampooBand
youtube.com/user/WoodShampooBand
woodshampoo.bandcamp.com

Author: Ralph White