I never thought this could happen, but it did, and I better deal with it: Dennis Young’s album Old Dog, New Tricks has just outranked Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music and became the absolute worst album I have ever heard. Yeah, it’s that bad. For the entire hour the album lasts, there is not a single highlight; no hint of the guy actually knows how bad his music is, and how horrible his voice is. The album is consistent all right, consistently bad and boring.

Throughout the album, I kept thinking maybe the next track will save it from the worst album title, but that moment never came. Don’t waste your time on this record, you can spend the hour in much more meaningful ways.